A large firm hired a tribe of cannibals. At the orientation the CEO said, 'Welcome to the company. We are happy to have all of you. But we would like to insist that you all promise here and now to never eat any members of this company. Can I get you all to promise that?'
One by one the cannibals all agreed. All was well. But one day a secretary suddenly went missing. The CEO immediately called a meeting with the cannibals. With all of them in one room the CEO addresses them. 'Everyone that works with you has had nothing but good things to say about you. However we've had a secretary go missing recently. None of you would happen to know anything about this would you?' One by one the cannibals all shook their heads.
With that the CEO took his leave. However, the moment the door slammed shut the chieftain immediately turned to the others. 'We've been eating managers for WEEKS! Who was the IDIOT who went out and ate a secretary!'
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