oh, the things i find in my travels around the internet

BACKWARDS MOVIES!

If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about a man who brings people back to life with his magical vacuum gun

if you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it's about this karate champ who slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey.

If you watch Jaws backwards its a movie about a shark who threw up so many people they had to open a beach.

if you watch cloverfield backwards, its about a monster created by the air force that goes around fixing everything, and then he goes for a swim in the ocean and everyone is so happy they throw a party and go to sleep

if you watch lord of the rings backwards, its about two hobbits who are dropped off by birds at a volcano and have to hike hundreds of miles back, as a practical joke on them

if you watch fight club backwards its about a lonely, psychotic, jobless guy who fights his way into a great, job-filled, mentally healthy life.

if you watch any. any. michael cera movie backwards, he regains his virginity.

if you watch castaway backwards, its about a man who rides a raft out to sea to live on a desert island for a few years before summoning a plane from the water to go propose to his girlfriend

If you watch Point Break backwards, it's about a bunch of surfers who jump 30,000ft into an airplane, then set about a spree of extreme bank deposits

Titanic backwards is the story of an enormous iron ship that surges up from the vast depths of the ocean in order to save a large number of people who are inexplicably, and somewhat foolishly, floundering in the water near an iceberg. It then takes them back to Southampton.

if you watch saw backwards, its about people getting healed by revolutionary doctor equipment

If you watch The Matrix backwards it's about a bunch of robots who rescue some humans from a post-apocalyptic future and allow them to live in an idealized reality.

If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's about an amazing T-Rex who pukes up dinosaurs and people and builds itself a pen to live in. Then they open a dinosaur themed park around it.